Chivalry Is Back



Chivalry Is Back

Communication Killed Assumption
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

In today’s news, assumption was found dead and communication has been arrested in connection with the murder.
The miscommunication of male and female relations has led to debate, divorce and death. Man and woman’s understanding of each other is only half the battle. Communication with the opposite sex is like trying to send a text message with a Metro PCS phone on an airplane – you attempt delivery, but it just won’t go through.


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Sick Soul
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

Singlehood is the new STD – nobody wants it, but 1 in every five Americans has it. The fear of being single is scaring women into harmful relationships. This fear has generated a nationwide epidemic of unhealthy eagerness among countless women and the symptoms seem to be spreading.

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Soul’y For Women
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

The likelihood of a lady experiencing an intimate handwritten note is as low as a lace-front hairline. The Love Letter is the most abandoned, underrated and rare written communication never written. After watching only a few reality shows, I quickly realized that women across the world need some serious love. Not the gets-you-pregnant-kind of love; rather that tender love that only a brother or father could give. Ladies, this is my Love Letter…

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Soul Food
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

She may taste like candy, but candy doesn’t fill you up. She could be as sweet as sugar, but too much sugar is bad for your health. Similar to foods, the healthiest relationships are the organic ones, the ones that begin with a friend.

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Dating Advice From The Hills
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

L.A. is known for its lights, camera and action, but for many local residents, the camera is a cheap disposable and the action is as active as John McCain’s sex life. Smoke and mirrors of the movies are starting to blend with the smog and glare from the sun in this town. ‘The Golden Triangle’ is dreamy, but unfortunately most city dwellers are settling for just a dream.
For some local ladies, being discovered by a talent scout is easier than being discovered by a good man. And for some men finding a leading lady is best done on a casting call.

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Beverly Hills Relationship Advice
Composed by: Enitan Bereola, II

The Hills is a pretty fast paced environment for ladies who prefer to take things slow. But don't fret, yet. This is where I come in. I've dug through hundreds of letters and addressed some common relationships issues that local ladies are having…

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